I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like…

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like…

You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like…

Katy Perry - Ur So Gay

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Ciasto:
1/2 kg mąki
1/2 kostki masła
20 dag cukru pudru
6 łyżek śmietany 30 %
1 łyżeczka sody oczyszczonej
2 jajka

Krem:
1/2 litra mleka
5 łyżek kaszy mannej
3/4 kostki masła
1 pomarańcza
olejek pomarańczowy
150 g cukier puder
1/3 tabliczki gorzkiej czekolady startej na wiórki

ok 25 dkg krówek lub gotowa masa krówkowa
2 łyżki śmietany 30 %

Sodę rozpuścić w śmietanie.
Z pozostałych składników wyrobić ciasto, na końcu dodać śmietanę wymieszaną z sodą.
Część ciasta odożyć na dekorację górnego placka. Pozostałe ciasto podzielić na dwie części.
Upiec dwa placki.
Piec ok 25 min w temp. 210

Z mleka i kaszy mannej ugotować kaszkę.
Pomarańcze obrać ze skórki oraz zdjąć z każdej cząstki błonki. Pokroić na małe kawałeczki.
Masło utrzeć z cukrem pudrem, ciągle ucierając dodawać wystudzoną kaszkę.
Dodać olejek oraz rozdrobnione pomarańcze, wiórki czekolady.
Delikatnie wymieszać.
Kremem przełożyć upieczone placki.

Krówki rozpuścić na małym ogniu w 2 łyżkach śmietany.
Masą plać górny placek mazurka.
Udekorowac wg uznania.

Smacznego!